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[merchantboom]

City, in these trying times, perhaps I can offer you a means of release. We are all far from home, and many of us find ourselves lonely. Fear not, that loneliness can be ended today for a small fee as you can be the proud owner of a new pet robotic squirrel. These pets will be loyal to their purchaser, and follow you around faithfully. Like

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[erzathetitania]

I... uh, dusted?

[merchantboom]

You were forced to perform the duties which we hired excel to perform?

Is she absent?

[erzathetitania]

Um, w-who or wh-hat is excel?

[merchantboom]

Excel. The young lady that was hired to clean the stores. She does not always arrive on time but she completes the work that is placed before her without complaint.

[FILTERED]

[resurrectedgod]

It appears that I have been in the duplicate city for the majority of the week--whatever the differences in my personality, it is something I am currently unable to determine.

Understandable that I'll suffer a loss of wages this week. Apologies for being unreliable so early into employment.

[FILTERED]

[merchantboom]

I hold no responsibility for actions during curses, save that a lack of performance results in a lack of pay.

Inform me upon your return.

[FILTERED]

[resurrectedgod]

Quite understandable.

I have been making all efforts to return and shall continue to do so in the meanwhile.

Private

[so_very_greedy]

Business was good until the mirror deal.

Re: Private

[merchantboom]

The curses notwithstanding, I would like to see the documentation on the earnings of the organization.

Re: Private

[so_very_greedy]

Then come to the office.

Private

[merchantboom]

After securing my bodyguards I shall visit your establishment. It may be delayed, I believe both of my protectors are currently in the other city.

[somekindofsin]

The curse hasn't had much interference insofar as my situation's concerned. I assure you, I've been just as productive as ever.

[merchantboom]

Good. Begin construction on a small sampling of Robotic Squirrels. I have had a few interested individuals approach me, and do not doubt that there will be more.

[somekindofsin]

As for the ones with fur... are you using real fur, or synthetic? I should think the synthetic fur would cut your costs, but it's only a thought.

[merchantboom]

Oh definitely synthetic. It would be much to costly to trap and preserve real fur.

Strike = So Not There

[bright_shield]

A robotic squirrel? I wonder if Nanami would like... with my current luck it'd go on a murderous rampage Does it run on that phlebotomy stuff too?

[merchantboom]

Phlogestin? No, the squirrels are entirely clockwork in nature. You have to wind them up once a week.

Still No Strike

[bright_shield]

I see. Interesting. Good, less chance of them catching fire. How much would one be?

[merchantboom]

That depends upon what model you'd like.

The normal model, made of a lightwight tin costs 2 Blues, and will last for a approximately three to four weeks before the stress becomes to much for the machine.

The price goes up based upon the durability of the material used, as well as any extra features you would like installed.