Life is always more complicated than it seems. I wish I had all the time in the world to watch in unfold.

People will always surpirse you if you look long enough.

On a side note, pop ups are ruining my life.

To whome it may concern:

If you call and order pizza 20 minutes before we are supposed to close and tip less than 1 dollar you are going to hell. You are a minion of satan and you are going to hell.

Additionally, whoever designed a tax system that would end the year with me still owing money is going to hell.

!!!!!!

life is perfect.

killer whales (which are actually dolphins) are crazy mother fuckers.

clown fish are pretty fucked up too.

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Your Linguistic Profile:

70% General American English
15% Dixie
15% Yankee
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

because for some reason that makes me happy...

boo for biology tests!

california state income taxes can suck my dick. kthxbye.

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