As it turns out, nobody can truly ruin Mexican family Christmas by banning alcohol, for two main reasons: One, alcohol wasn't really banned, and two, everybody started talking about how my uncle's ex-wife tried to lay a santeria curse on him during their divorce ( Read more... )

You know what I love even more than weeklong vacations to rural Texas?

Being passive-aggressively prevented from drinking in rural Texas.

This after the "Young lady, there will be no internet on this trip." I'm so glad that both my parents can make this team effort to turn our all-too-brief time together into a tedious redux of high school.

Thanks all for your introversion thoughts! I had a good time at dinner but also didn't push myself too hard; I went to work today and hope to write a lot tomorrow ( Read more... )

So I clearly don't have enough to write today Merc has at least four things to write today one of which is in a getting-money-for-it capacity, so how about a holiday/winter fic prompt meme ( Read more... )

HELLO INTERNET ( Read more... )

Some things from my actual real life ( Read more... )

Maybe I'm not as smart as I think I am???

( The saga of Merc and FUCK YOU FOOTNOTES. )

HELLO RPERS.

As I struggle to wake up, shower, become human, eat food etc., and before I go off to apartment-hunt, LOOK MATT IS NOT POSSESSED ANYMOREIf you can believe it, he was actually possessed for like two weeks! Uh, maybe I'm the only person who can't believe that. SO YES, the demon is now upstairs; I wanted to give everybody a chance to see ( Read more... )

.... These footnotes.

Are leading me. In circles.