Oh yes hello. It has been over year since I actually posted something on here. So how's this?!?!? I was in the break room at work with a coworker getting coffee, and I lean against the fridge and it moved backward! I blurted out, "Oh my gosh I'm so fat I can move a fridge!" We both start laughing like psychos and my coworker is crying and can' ( Read more... )

Well, people in a couple of our Sacramento County offices are being laid off at the end of this month, and I am one of them. Just found out this morning. I always asked my boss that if this ever happened, that once she found out from management, that she would just tell me herself, so I wouldn't have to be pulled into a window-walled room by the ( Read more... )

So I am considering taking on a second job to help pay bills. This would be as cigarette girl at the Park Lounge Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. I personally feel that I would make excellent tips from drunk guys. Plus, I would be out making money rather than spending it. This means I could make my entire car insurance payment in one ( Read more... )

Where to tonight? I'm feeling like I will go out, but I am very much over Golden Bear, as DJ Spinsicle or DJ Pearl Necklace or whatever his name probably is has been a complete lameitron. I don't want to freeze and be forced to listen to the latest Maroon 5 dance re-mix while fending off bros. I'm thinking Old Tavern or Flamey Flame... What say

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Ok so one ex-boyfriend in a crowded place is uncomfortable, but manageable. But 2 of them, and the second being one that I almost hit with my car (accidentally) a week earlier, and throw in that the crowded place is Lipstick last night, well, that is just the right combination to ruin my perfectly good mood and keep me from getting any sort of ( Read more... )

Indian food tonight, apparently, with Lisa and Alexa, and a special performance by yours truly. Who wants in? We will probably go to Kathmandu Kitchen on Broadway...do whatever after. I'm really proclaiming this in this fashion because of Michelle's lack of phone. That's why no one will be receiving phone calls about this. I'm saying it now. ( Read more... )

Tangy Taffy was my alltime favorite candy as a kid, and I still love it. I don't get sick of it at all. So one can imagine my joy upon finding it on sale at Long's for a mere 29 cents a bar/piece/unit. I bought 10. My favorite way to eat it is frozen, smashed upon the nearest hard surface, broken into tiny bits. I am eating it right now and ( Read more... )

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Anyone else wake up feeling like they were hit by a bus? I know I did.