I make you
afraid because you're happy?

Be a man, boy! and
Don't wait until dinner to eat if you're hungry.

Take it from me.
I'm fucking starving every morning when I wake up.
and I have plenty of animals to chow down on for meat.

But I just like my bones better in your teeth.

Aren't we all itching to know what the fuck is going on?
Or am I the only one?

I like right answers!!

Sorry?

I'll have the marshmallow pizza. Hold the pizza.

What exactly is in the cards?

NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!

basically.

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I kid.
I'm a kid.
I'm a kidder.

We're all kids.  Who cares?

KIDZ!

I am Meri and I am liver chops.

Gobble me up.  I'd like to think I'm tastey.

I don't want you at all if you don't want all of me.

I don't come in parts.  I'm not a lego set.

Ya hear?

I'm enough if you're enough.

Enough.

I picture myself as a little girl in a big blue dress with a white lace underskirt.  My hair is down--long, blonde and scragly--and, although there is a big bow ontop of my head, my hair is still hanging in my face.  Like a lion.  I've got a fork and a knife in my hands, and I'm sitting in the center on top of a long dining room table.  But I'm ( Read more... )

Maybe I'm just scared of getting too personal.

Day 1

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