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[merovingian]

"We've updated our slogan from REDUCE - REUSE - RECYCLE to add REVENANT at the end, to make our program more zombie-friendly."

"You do realize that zombies are fictional, right?" I replied.

"Oh yeah? Well, you're fictional."

No one has ever accused me of such a thing before.

Comments

[tsgeisel]

Really? I get that all the time.

[moof]

I'm pretty sure I accused you of being fictional (as text) back on page 235.

[the_leewit]

That's probably because your knuckles have tattooed on them your Dewey Decimal call number on your left hand and your Library of Congress number on the right hand.

You have a lot more fingers than one might think.