I have a conundrum! At first I was excited to have a conundrum, until I realized that it was a problem and not some kind of ice cream novelty treat. Now I'm looking for a solution instead
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Snap off a memo, "My country's thirteenth president of what, pray tell?" By the time HR clarifies, it will be "Bring Ron or Robert Howard to Work" Day, and they'll be too busy dealing with people disappointed by the lack of high-energy swordfights to accuse you of not participating in their substitutes for meaningful compensation.
Repopulate yourself to Georgia, which won't have a 13th president until the 2050s or so. Travel to the future to find the president's identity. Come back to the present day and bring them (or their parents, if they are not yet alive) to work. Buy them ice cream novelty treats and discuss your ideal government with them. Then travel back to the future and enjoy the results of the formative experience you have provided.
The Republic of China on Taiwan is also on about its 6th President. This presents the opportunity to just take everyone to work. By the time the 13th President is in office, you'll easily have covered all your bases.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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