I have a malicious little Japanese goblin-spirit inhabiting all the hot chilies in my house.

My problem is this: I'm worried it will get offended and curse me if I call it the small pepper oni.

"But here's the thing," I said, as calmly as I could, "There is a big difference between Book Smarts and Street Smarts."

"We are aware," the council replied, "which is why we plan to pave our streets with books."

In the end times, some hens will upload and become henbots. Other hens will chicken out.

Rule One

When you shrink a donkey, you get a burrito. When you enlarge a burrito, you get a super burrito.

Rule Two

When you shrink a burrito, you get a taquito. When you enlarge a taquito, you get a taco.

Rule ThreeWhen you enlarge a donkey, something something American politics cleverness. When you shrink a taquito, something something using ( Read more... )

As you all know, this LiveJournal is primarily a place to talk about U.S. economic policy.

I am very excited about the fictional Panetta/Burns Debt Reduction Plan. In a recent poll, 8% of Americans were in favor, and 17% were against, despite the plan being fictional and made up by pollsters.

Poll Panetta/Burns Debt Reduction Plan

As you may already know, I am in favor of mad science ( Read more... )

As you may already know, I am in favor of thinking ( Read more... )

As you may already know, I am in favor of the humans species ( Read more... )

"So, we're having a problem that the guys who do the road signs sometimes miss a lot of details," he said, "So we've decided to mark those zones so drivers will know to be extra careful ( Read more... )

When I grow up, I want to be a chimeric antigen receptor.