So I have been following Waltzing Mathilda interpretations lately ( Read more... )

"SORRY WE'RE OPEN" the sign outside the gourmet panini place said, "FOLLOW YOURSELF ON INSTAGRAM."

This neighborhood am going all Htrae on me now that I'm new here.

The First Law of Thermodynamics is you don't talk about Thermodynamics.

Did I really pass the Turing test for this long, or have you all just been being polite because you didn't want to hurt my "feelings" or something?

The purpose of a man is to be a panda, sang the music from the apartment above as I walked by along the historically significant but otherwise forgotten city street, And the purpose of a panda is to be a manI was not sure I had misheard those lyrics, so I knocked on the door to ask about it, because apparently I interpret misheard song lyrics as an ( Read more... )

I love Big Brother, and I cannot lie.

So, there is a They Might Be Giants song with the lyrics "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older" and of course those lyrics are always up to date ( Read more... )

They said it was a living document...

They had no idea how horrifyingly true that would be...

CONSTITUTION: THE AWAKENING

In theatres soon.

This morning I washed my face with hand soap, and my hands with face soap.

I think that I am typing with my nose right now, but I can't tell.

Don't get too excited about the DOW Index reaching its all-time peak.

The DOW that can be indexed is not the eternal DOW.