I don't know what to do with myself, so I'm trying to write. I have a whole series of books planned, including Lawrence Avery and the Mother Who Won't Stop Sending Him Owls and Lawrence Avery, Who Will Be Happily Unemployed For the Rest of His Natural Life. Elizabeth has been hinting that real jobs are good things to have and perhaps I ought to ( Read more... )

Well. That was fun. I still have no idea what to do with myself, but at least now it's official. None of my suggestions went over well at all. Future Multimillionaire Aspiring To Annex Denmark is a perfectly acceptable career choice. Some people have no sense of adventure and are entirely too serious about this whole mess ( Read more... )

My mother is telling me to find a job in some remote, unpopulated part of the country. I think she's decided that being far away from everybody will keep me from getting killed. Of course, she's also taken to telling me how nice Elizabeth is at least seven times a day, so maybe this is just some kind of phase ( Read more... )

Does anyone Know if the Day of Celebration of our Rich and Noble history includes Not getting Any More Homework? I'm living In the Library, or I was Until my table Was infested With Ravenclaws. Elizabeth has Offered to turn Them into Flobberworms as a Special present ( Read more... )

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My teammates has gone stark raving mad. Every single one of them. So now that we've established that they all belong in a special ward in St Mungo's, can we please fight about talk about something else ( Read more... )

Is it all right if Elizabeth stays in our dormitory tonight? Kitty was making these strange squealing noises and I think Miriam just hit her with a book, and Elizabeth says that she thinks there will be a fight in the girls' dormitories and she has homework to do.

Although how she plans to do homework in my dormitory is beyond me.Speaking of plans ( Read more... )

Um. How do I tell my girlfriend to stop talking about the DADA professor? He seems nice, even if his name is Sappington, but if Elizabeth doesn't stop talking about him I may have to do something drastic ( Read more... )

I was very polite and told Jigger he could keep my sculpture, since I don't want it anymore. He got angry with me and gave me a detention. I think he's gone mad. Honestly, I don't know why I bother being nice to people ( Read more... )

I may have to hurt my mother ( Read more... )