OH NO!! I have a harangue nail....

[merry_sue]

And its haranguing right off the side and it's too small to reach with the nail clippers. I don't know what I'm going to do! I can't go out on my date like this. I'll catch it on the tablecloth

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[gandydancer]

merry,

it will be okay! i SWEAR! maybe the cuticle surgeon will look just like Peter Reilly and then you can invite him over to look at the great wall of Reilly. i don't even think you should put up with howie anymore. he's not good enough for you, honey!

don't you like how i will ONLY capitalize certain words for effect and then also Peter Reilly's name? it's out of sublime respect. don't you wish you could read all your 'stories' aloud to Peter? i know he would understand and even (i'm sure) fall madly in love with you and forget all about his wife and family. who needs them, really? especially if you read him the one about the vanagon camper. that's the best one. it's so romantic, and i mean it.

that was SUBLIME writing.

love
GANDY (oops! hehe!)

OMGOMGOMG!!!

[merry_sue]

I found some Peter Reilley addresses on the internet the day I called and hung up on Jane last year, remember? Her voicemail was nice, but damn her anyway. Who does she think she is keeping him to herself? A man of such sublimenal beauty needs to be shared with the world

[merry_sue]

BTW I am glad to be back to my regaler self! :-D