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Peter Reilley's agent wrote back to me and asked me to send them more fan scripts where he can play hisself as an acting couch and I can play a student of his who has to learn how to do love scenes but I keep messing up because who wouldn't mess up a love scene with the hawtest actor EVER ( Read more... ) -
OH NO!! I have a harangue nail....
And its haranguing right off the side and it's too small to reach with the nail clippers. I don't know what I'm going to do! I can't go out on my date like this. I'll catch it on the tablecloth ( Read more... ) -
Your Eeka!
I remembered my sister used to spray he drawings with hairspray to keep them from smearing so I tested it on one of Peter Reilley's pictures from Escape!. Just in case you don't know the axlemation point is suppose to be there. It's a titular axlemation point. It's the name of the show ( Read more... ) -
My DREAM!!
I had the most sublime dream!
Peter Reilley's wife died in a crash and when I was helping him through his grief we ran off to Vegas and got marred in a Drive Thru church! The vows I said went like this:
Roses are red
Violins are blue
Oh yes my dear Peter
I will say I do!
Isn't that clever? Then we had sex in the car, but he wasn't old like he is -
OH NO!!
Some parent complained because we were talking about Peter Reilley's penis envy in the chatroom. What kind of parent lets a kid loose on a Peter Reilley fansite? Yes, I know there was another chatroom to go to for the dirty talk, but the hidden chat was terribly inconventionate. And just because Reilley is known for not doing sex scenes doesn't ( Read more... ) -
Lovely Desmond
I think with these dates I might be barking up the wrong dog. I had my date with Desmond. He's the one who wrote me poetry. He was born in Ireland and raised in London. He's independently wealthy and went to Oxford. He lived in Dublin before he moved here a month ago. What a sublime accent he has ( Read more... ) -
Damn!
The Peter Reilley Fan Club site is down. I've been trying to log on there for the last 1/2 hour and I keep getting some mysql error. I know the admin is at work right now and doesn't have access to the intranet but I'm going to email and PM her anyway. Maybe I'll get lucky and she'll come home sick as a tired dog ( Read more... ) -
Men are selfish pigs.
David cancelled our date at the last minute ( Read more... )
