I really like sunshine.

..a lot.
don't you?

A little late, but MERRY ERUMAS!!!
Check your mail. I sent out baked goods.
Note: my cooking should be seen as a gesture of kindness... eating the damned stuff is a big mistake.

PIPPIN, WHERE ARE YOU!!??

No, I didn't just appear only to disappear again. In fact, I've been working extra hard just to stay known in these parts.

Y'know.. Trying to get my name back up in lights.

Well, I did succeed. Along with 15 days of fun!... in jail.
Expressing myself in an artistic fashion is now called 'indecent exposure'.

Anymore carrot jokes and I'll kill ( Read more... )

Who can really define insane?

I mean, sure, sometimes things got a little crazy in the MESPT. But it's no reason to label us all "insane". Who am I referring too? Well the Lord of the Rings Role Play of course. At that very link you'll find a little saying that says:

"Keep it sane.If you can't keep from joking constantly and you don't intend to ( Read more... )

lo! I've risen from the dead. Back to haunt ye dreams and cause chaos amongst this world so you all live in inescapable fear of ME.

Actually, no.

The bastards ever-so-wonderful employers at MESPT threw me out with the reasoning that I needed evil rehab and to go on a dreadfully long weightloss program ( Read more... )

I've been having second thoughts about the whole Dark Lord thing.

I think it's entirely overrated.

*anxiously twiddles thumbs*

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You'll be on the winning side.

Everyone has been nothing but supportive of my evil plans.

I was given two things tonight, even.

1) A very suave 'DARK LORD' badge. Nice nice, looks excellent.

2) A new name.
I am henceforth called... Meriadoom the SinisterPleasant.

Though I'm not evil. Please, let your children play outside tonight. Around... oh, let's make it 10:30.

Oooh... muffins!!

Thank you!

Okay.

It's been decided.

Since they are somewhat rulers of this land, both Frodo and Samwise will recieve rings.

The third and last one will go to Daisy Gamgee, who maybe be useful to me in the future.

Don't expect these quite yet, I'm still doing the last finishing touches.