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dumb ass survey
no, I'm not dead.... just overworked and so freakin' tired.... this is easy.
not for those of prepubescenceyou-basicsage::Dirt is older did you just lie?:to your mom location::unplottable education status::too beaucoup and too smart for my own good and far too expensive job?:that I both love and hate and pays for shit and is really stressful... ( Read more... ) -
it's all about teh sucking of teh COXOR
So I'm having a rough time right now. My job is really stressing me out, I want to quit smoking, I feel fat, and I have a general sense of malaise and vague impression of impending doom. And like a tad of persecution complex as well... but just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you ( Read more... ) -
fat jokes are only funny if you're skinny.
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ha ha ha ha!!!! don't worry, it *doesn't* make you gay.
http://www.ojr.org/ojr/stories/070312ruel/
They now have a way to pinpoint where your eye focuses and for how long, when you look at a picture. Check it out!
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I wish I were grass...
so I could mow myself.
DisorderYour ScoreMajor Depression:ModerateDysthymia:ModerateBipolar Disorder:ModerateCyclothymia:High-ModerateSeasonal Affective Disorder:ModeratePostpartum Depression:N/ATake the Depression Test
so maybe I need to see a doctor? Xanax fixes everything.... -
a modest proposal, part 2
On Alternet today, there is a post regarding the strict anti-immigration law passed in Colorado, and the new measures taken by the state's agricultural dept. to solve the problem of No Mexicans To Pick Melons. http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/48659/Read more... ) -
don't envy the skankery.... oh, and a petrified turd.
WrathWho did you last get angry with?I prefer to get angry at traffic, random anonymous fuckheads and governmental acts of douchebaggery, instead of at actual people that I know.What is your weapon of choice?I would love to own someone by bludgeoning them with a gigantic petrified camel turd studded with opals and tanzanite.Would you hit a member ( Read more... ) -
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr teh suck
So waking up this morning, tired and irritable, I flipped on Bay News 9 - that mostly pretty much useless, not-so-subtly right leaning, fluff filled pseudo "news" station anchored by a woman who looks like she would be a lot more at home giving hummers to sweaty married golfers in the bathroom of a country club than reporting responsibly on world ( Read more... )
