McGonagall - described by both the narrative and many fans (
adella711 and I both recently took polls reflecting
this, so even 'subversive' readers such as slashers seem to agree) as the fairest teacher at Hogwarts.
Umbridge - loathed by text and audience alike.
But are they so different?
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Especially female characters.
There's the Feminine ones, who are mainly concerned with baking, or giggling, or boys - Pansy, Molly, Umbridge to an extent, Lavendar, Parvati, Cho.
Then the tough, butch ones: Millicent, Grubbly Plank, McGonagall, Tonks.
Then there's the Sassy ones (can anyone tell the difference between say, Ginny in OotP and Hermione in say, PoA? Or Lily in OotP...), who'll right wrongs and are willing to defend the underdog, as long as the underdog behaves in a properly grateful manner. And they're attractive to males at the same time! Woo hoo, girl power!
I suppose boy-wise, there's God Dumbledore, whiny bitches (Harry, Draco, Sirius, Snape) and boys who seem useless, but gosh darn it have pluck! (Neville, Ron, James post Prank?)
Wouldn't you love to hear Hermione's arguments applied to, say, Bush's policies: "He doesn't like nuclear ( ... )
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McGonnogal is no more able than anyone else to be honest about Neville's losing the password for instance--yeah, blame the student for being stupid but lets not hear a word about the teacher who was actively protecting Sirius Black or demand to know how Black got close enough to steal Neville's password to begin with. Not to mention, she gets teary-eyed thinking about those loveable sadistic bullies James and Sirius--she, like everyone else in this universe--doesn't seem impressed by kindness at all. It's just all about power. Yes, they were bullies, but they got away with it to the point where it was just fun for them and that makes them cool. It's the incompetents that are the trouble--I'm sure Neville will become a favorite once his ass-kicking gets noticed. School's being staffed by incompetants? So what? They're our incompetents! Harry and George were stupid for having attacked Draco in public and so gotten themselves kicked off the team; Draco's forfeited all right to consideration having made them do it. He ( ... )
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Likewise, Trelawney's feelings in OotP are more important to Dumbledore, the God figure; than the student's right to an education.
As you said - everyone behaved like brats in Quidditch, but the text implicitly states who the sore losers are: whoever opposes Gryffindor.
McGonagall and Alicia both reprimand the boys, but of course, who's going to listen to girls? Plus, they're not exactly opposing violence, more like:
"Try and be more sneaky, next time. The train is a great place to assault people, as you know!"
(I loathe the whole 'McGonagall would have punished Fred and George! They would have got detention!' *slow handclaps ( ... )
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*hides from ficbymarks and other Neville fans*
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*quickly joins you behind the curtain*
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*laughs harder*
*chokes, and spits water everywhere*
Ah well, I guess I deserved that...
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Well yeah, but she or Albus will just add them on again, so way to prove a point there!
*slow handclap*
Kind of parallels Molly and Arthur in the Good Cop/Bad Cop dynamic, wherein the women nag, and the boys ignore them in favour of good old Arthur and Albus who feed them sweeties and don't insist on boring old rules.
Sometimes, I think the only remotely fair teacher in the whole institution is Binns, given that he can't even remember his students' names. That's...a depressing thought.
Indeed. Maya once made a point, I think, of noting that despite the Gryffindor students attitude of 'You don't pay attention in class? You deserve to get attacked', no-one pays attention in Binn's class (I think the exact quote was 'Binns slash Harry's arm for not paying attention, why dontcha?'As ( ... )
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Then Percy must be the fairest prefect since he also took points from Harry and Ron in CoS. And as far as I know they cannot give points. And still he is the most disliked Weasley in fandom. Yeah, how dare he do what his mother wants from him or sticking to the rules. He is also the only Weasley child who openly worries about his siblings. He was the only one who noticed that something was wrong with Ginny in CoS and ran immediately up to Ron into the lake after the second task. And still people think his behavior is justification for the twins to bully him all the time. *sighs*
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I think I'm getting a little creepy, but I'm really starting to adore seeing these morally defective sides of the "good guys".
So having ones father purchase brooms is 'buying (your) way in' (as presented by the authorial avatar Hermione, interestingly a character who is often compared to McGonagall; and with no arguments against it, by the narrative itself) but having one's Head of House both elect you to the team and purchase you expensive athletic equipment is fair and square? Although, I was a little iffy about this. I don't think we ever see Harry agree with this viewpoint given by Hermione in the books (although he doesn't disagree either, from what we've seen; though that could also be due to his simply not caring enough about the whole matter, rather than agreeing with Hermione). Come to think of it, do we see Ron agree with this viewpoint, either? *races for her books ( ... )
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Ooh, my first fangirl! ;)
I don't think we ever see Harry agree with this viewpoint given by Hermione in the books (although he doesn't disagree either, from what we've seen; though that could also be due to his simply not caring enough about the whole matter, rather than agreeing with Hermione). Come to think of it, do we see Ron agree with this viewpoint, either?
Good point. We see Oliver Wood reinforce it in PoA re: 'Blah blah so and so will regret the day they let that piece of slime Malfoy buy his way onto the team', but then he was never known for his cool-headed clear thinking.
Although Quidditch-wise we do have Hooch proclaiming she'd never seen such cheating as Malfoy's in PoA, which either makes her an extremely inexperienced referee or a wild exaggerator (seriously. You've never seen that particular piece of cheating? According to someone who I conveniently can't remember, that move is listed in the Quidditch Through the Ages, so it can't be that rare ( ... )
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