The Thirst Crusher.

[mertle]

I just cannot comprehend anyone willing letting my housemate stick his penis in their vagina, but that is what is seemingly taking place. The dude's head looks like a fucking shoebox with googly eyes attached, his voice sounds like the permanently amplified version of someone who shops exclusively at RM Williams and he has the personality of a

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[einlama]

[mertle]

Yes.

Hopefully he can hook me up with free Subway.

[sour_milk_sea]

based on your description i have a complete mental picture of your housemate

only in my mental picture he's stumbling around UWA in a toga

[mertle]

University of Melbourne/UWA, same thing. Both full of Scotch boys and drunken footy playing dudes from the country. In this guy's case, Bendigo.

[wenchymcwench]

I'd be careful with the whole wishing cancer thing. From what I understand, that last time someone from the Phil/Jessie tag team wished cancer on someone they actually ended up with it. That's some bad JuJu right there.

[loveandrocket]

HEY DUDEMAN.

a) ADD ME BACK

2) write more

III) You've got the hots for Sandra Sulley and you know it

- tracey

[virstamkla]

=)