I just cannot comprehend anyone willing letting my housemate stick his penis in their vagina, but that is what is seemingly taking place. The dude's head looks like a fucking shoebox with googly eyes attached, his voice sounds like the permanently amplified version of someone who shops exclusively at RM Williams and he has the personality of a ( Read more... )

Yesterday I went and did a criminal ID computer sketch thingo. It was weird how they just cut the eyes, nose, chin and hair from a bunch of mugshots, then I had to pick some and they'd put them together using photoshop. Actually turned out rather well though, I thought ( Read more... )

Getting mugged right outside your home is less than cool. Boyz N Da Hood lied to me.

I'm bored, and I like countdowns. So here are my top ten cartoon villains from my childhood who, frankly, were a bit shit.

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In a week I may be living with a dude named Chill. Yes, CHILL. Basically he is this dude:


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So I was watching So I Married An Axe Murderer (the less said about this movie the better. Anthony LaPaglia with a centre part? Oh dear!) when Two Princes by SPIN DOCTORS came on. Now, it's a common-held view that this song, and this band for that matter, is a fucking joke. Really woeful. College rock. Cheesy lyrics. Lame guitar solo. Just not good ( Read more... )

I got my stuff! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY ( Read more... )

Two permanently locked doors + two flights of stairs proves to be quite a hassle when you're in the midst of a mad diarrhoea dash from the tramstop. Keep that in mind ( Read more... )

Wasting time in a weird little internet cafe in Richmond while Jessie is at work! How exciting ( Read more... )

As of the 21st, I'll no longer be a resident of Western Australia. Fuck yes. I'll really miss the daily racist, bigoted, xenophobic and generally arse-backwards letters from the "Your Opinions!" section of the West Australian though. And how will I keep on Ben Cousins' daily goings on ( Read more... )