barely enough to feed a elephant

[mesoderm]

blasted fuck shits! alls i want is my very own, super special, asian bestfriend who does everything with me, never leaves my side, tells me secrets, i tell him secrets, we'll launch rockets together, practive screaming "godzilla" together, make home movies, watch jack off vids, ANIME! of course, this and that, and such and such. fuck lord, when

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[bulldozers]

me too

[devonda]

i think i need a new one too mine ran off and got married

[mesoderm]

what ze fuck are you talking about? AWHAAA?!