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interweb masturbation
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LETS MAKE LIVEJOURNAL KEWL AGAIN
Alright, now that everyone of us has made a stern decision to stop using livejournal because it was "boring" or "lame" or blah blah blah, how about we all suck it the fudge up and jump back into the excitingly scandalous intrigues that are the world of livejournal. I know all you chumps miss heated internet battlings, arguing over who the bigger ( Read more... ) -
hammerhead handgun handle
i opened my mouth just enough to suck in the fetid smog that came from deep within the bowels of our creator, and swallowed that shit down with a grin on my fucking face. i keep on sucking down that nasty shit and wonder when the hell i'll decide to shut my mouth. -
drone zone
if you were to publicly commit suicide, how would you do it? get really sexy and outrageous with this one. -
cerberus vageen tickle smoocher
goddamn son of a bitch. not only do i need a new model rocket to launch daily, but i need to buy another economy sized pack of pocky. -
barely enough to feed a elephant
blasted fuck shits! alls i want is my very own, super special, asian bestfriend who does everything with me, never leaves my side, tells me secrets, i tell him secrets, we'll launch rockets together, practive screaming "godzilla" together, make home movies, watch jack off vids, ANIME! of course, this and that, and such and such. fuck lord, when ( Read more... ) -
buckets of wet shit used as kitty feed
i ask myself the same question every single day, it tears me up inside because i just can't seem to make up my mind about it, i beat myself up over it man...would i lend my last 12 dollars to god? -
TOE JAMS "OH GREAT" FOR 08
POPPING PIMPLES ON SCARS ISN'T HALF AS ENJOYABLE AS POPPING PIMPLES ON REGULAR SKIN. FURTHERMORE, THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE SMELL OF MY OWN SPIT ON THE BACK OF MY HAND THAT SENDS MY NOSTRILS INTO SPASMS OF ECSTASY. IN OTHER NEWS, I GOT SOAP IN MY PEE HOLE AND IT DIDN'T EVEN HURT WHEN I PISSED. ALSO, I HATED THEM WHEN I HAD THEM, AND THEY ( Read more... )
