Time to party! Haha, just as long as there is no repeat of my last trip to Florida. We planned to leave at 6 A.M. on New Year's Day. Unfortunately, we got so drunk that we didn't wake up until 7:30 and upon waking, I realized my car was at the Oyster Bar. Yeah. That's not gonna happen again.

When it rains, it pours. This applies to the good as well as the bad. I think when things tend to go in one direction or another, people tend to gravitate in the direction that things are heading. For the longest time, life had been so depressing and I kept hitting speed bumps that I couldn't help but be pushed back in almost all aspects of my life ( Read more... )

Now let me say goodbye to my youth. :(

Anyone know of a good, cheap plastic surgeon? I think my boobs are starting to sag to my knees.

Thank you for waking me up at 3:45 last night, Dougherty. I was in the middle of a wet dream. OBVIOUSLY I would have gone straight to hell had I finished the wet dream, so you have absolutely saved my life. Hello heaven, here I cum!

Damnit, I'm booking my plane tickets for my flight to Houston in June. All of the available flights that I can take have connecting flights in CHICAGO. I have to fly to CHICAGO before flying to Houston. :(

I'm looking at my grades right now and I'm depressed. Life is about making important choices and comprimises. Is a high GPA really worth the lost social life? Looking back on it, I really should have partied more. :(

(_) I'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK ( Read more... )

What would you do if your soulmate was a leper? Would you leave them to die on the street or would you lick their flaking skin, like Jesus? WWJD, FOLKS?

My last class of the semester is in about an hour. I have not missed a single class this semester. In ANY class. This is absolutely amazing. Does that make me a dork? Or was I already a complete dork? I suppose I do wear bow ties and suspenders quite frequently, but does that make one a dork?

I say I skip this class just for the hell of it. I'm a