Nathan? Ah, Nathan? I do hope you're still here and not sitting in jail across the river.

[The sound of a throat clearing and the man gets all serious.]

Allen was it? I have laundry detergent if you, ah, need it. I saw you looked a bit... Dirty. That, ah, goes for everyone else as well.

[The feed clicks on and the PCD is clearly on its side, but the grey suited man could be seen as well as one of those... Walking dead things.]

Oh lovely. Just another way my suit will be stained...

[Charles aims at the former human and shoots it once in the neck before going near it to check. There a look on his face of displeasure as well as ( Read more... )

Well. This is, ah, more like home.

Nathan, what did you do now? You rarely cause this sort of mess on your own.

[There's the sound of page turning, soft but it's there and maybe off in the background some drunken stammering from a gravely voiced man.]

No. For the last time I am trying to translate this for you.

[The slam of a book and the scraping of a chair on old floors.]Put that down Nathan! I can't just get you a new organ here if you hurt yourself ( Read more... )

...Well this is a bit of a setback. I hope this won't cause my suit to be too stretched out.

So, ah... What am I supposed to do Nathan? I have no... Dethklok to manage nor a financial giant to watch over. Is there anything you need me to do for you with this news in mind?

...Why am I, ah, wearing ripped clothing?

For that matter, why is my suit missing.

[The feed flicks on and there is a less than composed teenage CFO, frowning at the device.]

Not amusing... I bet those jocks did this to get back at me for giving the football captain what for. If I have to walk home in... This, I'm going to be so angry.

[Charles is still in his suit, even if it is a bit big, but his hair is longer and messy and ( Read more... )

Does anyone know where to find some decent alcohol around here? There has never been such a.. Ah.. Lull in my life before. I feel the need to drink that away.

[The feed clicks on and a be-speckled man could be seen standing in a city square, face rather blank but an underlying sign of worry in hazel eyes.]

Boys? Can you hear me? I have not, ah, abandoned you... I seem to be, ah, lost. I cannot find any klokateers around, so I fear you are pulling a prank on me or something has gone wrong.

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