You know, I was feeling pretty down today.

Then I reminded myself I'm not a fucking Jew and my people weren't slaughtered by the millions at the whim of a badass with an ugly 'stache.

Suddenly, I am happy again.

I'm also lucky I didn't fuck 5 black guys.

OK

Just so no one hears any wild rumors, I want to make it perfectly clear...

Draper DID get his dick sucked by a guy.

If you doubt this, then you don't know Draper.

Jenny, I want you. I want to be with you. I want to take you in my arms, wrap my lips entwined with yours, and dance the night away under the star-filled sky. I want my penis to slip into your wettening vagina, deeper and deeper, until I hear you scream my name. "ROBBIE! OH GOD!" And then, silently, we both cum, and you both grow up to be white ( Read more... )

I am Robbie, hear me roar:

Meow.

My day was fairly uneventful.

I woke up.

Had a piece of toast.

Put some butter on it.

Saw two nameless people having sex.

It's all good.

Shults splooged himself when he saw CJ's ass.

It's okay Shults, someone had to be first.