i bought three nectarines from schnuck's the other day, and the one i ate today was mighty delicious. the thing about nectarines is that you get all the sweet flavor and soft texture of a peach without all that fuzzy shit getting in your way. i hate biting into a peach and feeling that dry, carpet-like skin on my tongue. it's kind of obscene ( Read more... )

so my spring break has started. my last class of the week has ended, but i am still at school doing work study in the library. luckily, lesley said i could leave at four instead of five. also, i came in pretty late, so i'm only really working like forty-five minutes or something ( Read more... )

i bought little boys' star wars underwear. thankfully, they fit like normal underwear. i really like having "wookies" written across my ass really big ( Read more... )

i'm in there



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i went to a green party with john and shea, but we wore red to be complimentary to everyone else. we looked so much better than everyone else there. trust me on that one. anyway, i got my hair cut. it's so fucking short. the longest bit goes to right under my chin. i'm still not sure about it, but i know i looked fucking awesome wearing shea's ( Read more... )

grace and i were at the rhode's college on-campus starbucks (first time i've been over to rhode's since 4th grade), and somebody stopped me and said, "hey, don't i know you? aren't you friends with jenny?" it was robert leonard. i had a tray full of half-eaten brownies, and i was wearing little boy pjs and a deputy-themed apron. thankfully, he was ( Read more... )

today was fucking amazing because it was student appreciation day at school, so at breakfast i got a free donut and coffee. then i scored some free hershey's hugs and kisses and some free sweet tarts from the business office. at lunch i got free cookies and milk. also at lunch i got some free brownies, reese's pieces, and a ring pop. then grace ( Read more... )

this guy richard told this great story the other night. it was his eighth grade graduation, and some punk ass kid had stolen a bunch of alcohol from his parents' liquor cabinet. at some after party, everybody got really wasted, and one kid passed out. the other kids tried to play that joke on him where you dip his hands in cold water and dip his ( Read more... )

today john called me up between my classes . . .
me: "hey"
john: "hey, what are you doing?"
me: "nothing . . . drinking instant coffee."
john: "you sounded like my mother just then."
me: "what do you mean? drunk?"
john promptly hung up on me because this is a sore subject for him.

last night, i went to the complex for the poisonous dialect show (group consists of: carlos, carlos' little brother, and somebody else). there was breakin' before the groups went on, so that was fucking awesome (on a side note: i am still occasionally referred to as breakin' burrito). i did not like standing around by myself in new surroundings, ( Read more... )