I feel caged.  Even though I know this 4-month plan of mine is meant to help me save the necessary funds to do what I really want to do, I feel like it's just another phase of an ongoing campaign of putting off what I really want to do ( Read more... )

I like the person I am ( Read more... )

I think the reason I've been lazy lately is not simply because I've been worn out from work.  When I want to, I can find the energy to do just about anything ( Read more... )

You know, Valentine's Day has the same initials as Venerial Disease ( Read more... )

I honestly don't believe in justice.  Not as an intrinsic universal force.  I think that the definition actually varies from person to person.  Justice only works when we allow it to work.

ESPECIALLY in the case of American Cinema.

I mean, for God's sake, Equilibrium and The Boondock Saints, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, tons of movies that rightfully ( Read more... )

The stand-up comedy front is looking good.  I have an audition of sorts in a couple of weeks with the managers of Bonkerz Comedy Club, which is a chain of clubs here in Florida.  I impress the managers and in theory, I get to play all the clubs.  I get into Bonkerz, pretty sure everything else will fall into place like dominoes.  Then it's off to ( Read more... )

Los Monologos Vagina

Scene: Brian and Mike are sliding into a row of seats in a theater. The lights are dim, but not so dim as to signal the start of the show.

Brian: Thanks for getting the tickets, man.

Mike: Oh, yeah, no problem, bud. I just can't believe you've never seen the Vagina Monologues before.

Brian: Well, I've heard of the show, I've ( Read more... )

To the casual observer, within the first ten minutes of Episode One of "Tales From The Afternow," it seems like a new spin on an old premise: "The World Faces a Dystopic Future Caused Mostly By Our Own Arrogance."

When Kennedy made mention of Y2K and how the world DID end in Y2K, I immediately thought of the Y2K bug that was supposed to wipe out ( Read more... )

I have to share my name (and YouTube, it seems) with these assholes:

http://3ft4.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MkZpWVf0Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfEFkNDygnM

I'm thinking of changing my name to SnowFace Von Beard...s...ington... the 5th.... of the clan Von Beardsington.  Just so that I will not be associated with these Bags O' Tard and to ( Read more... )

Imagine walking down the street on a cool evening.  Suddenly, from behind you, you hear a familiar voice calling your name.  You turn your head to observe a familiar outline: the silhouette of a close friend of yours.  You smile, return their greeting, and begin to approach.

But as the form of your friend crosses the threshold of where the shadows ( Read more... )