I'm looking for anyone willing to partake in a little trade.

For trade: my neighbours

Condition: slightly used

Description: energetic, boisterous, outgoing & social, adventurous, like-new, music lovers, fearless when it comes to fire and liquid, adaptable

Looking for: your neighbours, O.B.O.

( what I'd really like to advertise... )

You know what I can't stand? People that bitch and complain about working overtime over the weekend, even though overtime is not a mandatory thing for them ( Read more... )

I hear all the talk about how Johnny Depp is hot and his latest movie, Public Enemies, is also hot, but I had no idea it was this hot!

( AMC Courtney Park )

I figured today was going to be a lucky day when I thought I found lost money!

( But I was disappointed... )

Reason # 24 for not getting totally wasted...

My buddy had a few too many drinks over the Canada Day holiday.

He didn't quite make it up the stairs from his basement unharmed.

He tripped going up and ended up tearing off the nail of his big toe.

Talk about owwie!

It makes me cry just thinking about it. I'm glad I didn't ask him to let me see

...you do a virus scan, just because you haven't done a full scan for a long time, and it has taken 6 hours and 12 minutes, and it's only 64% done.

Ridiculous!

Happy Canada Day everyone, even if you aren't Canadian ( Read more... )

Has anyone installed IE8? Bill Gates keeps prompting me to do so, even though I don't use IE ( Read more... )

I'm losing my touch with LJ it seems! My lack of updating has superseded actual content. Sad days, indeed.

I guess no time like the present to break that little trend.

Here's the 5-day forecast version of the past little while...

• I've been forced to take the scenic route to work this past week, thanks to a broken water main forcing the closure ( Read more... )

I'm an idiot ( Read more... )