Here's my idea for a sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole. "Like pool" Fuck off pool, not with a straight stick, with a little fucked up stick. I whack a ball its goes in a gopher hole. "Oh you mean like croquet?" "Fuck croquet. I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh fuck of ya, "Oh like a bowling thing?" "Not straight I put shit in the way. ( Read more... )

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about

Canaday sure does know how to make you feel like a complete jackass haha. I felt so bad after leaving his room. He managed to refute every excsue i had for leaving AcDec but he wasn't gonna stop me. Meh, maybe they'll go on and wins nationals this year. And then Snyder walked into my first hour thank god i had my back to her. Robinson decided not ( Read more... )

This has been the best summer yet. I finally have a large group of friends that can actually do something often. No more just sitting around bored out of my mind because noone can do anything or just have nothing new to do. Didn't really go anywhere other than Vegas towards the end which was pretty cool because i got to see people i don't saee ( Read more... )

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Its almost over, thank god. Star Wars Episode III comes out tomorrow tho which owns. Tonight is the war and weaponry show on discovery channel, then on animal planet is the creature show right afterwards, starting at 8. God i am a loser but thats ok. Got the entire English project done so that's out of the way. Got my AK-47 airsoft ugn a few ( Read more... )

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For those of you in my english class, i state this now. I had nothing to do with anything they gave you, i did the essay and the powerpoint, i honestly had no idea what they were doing with that cuz i just didnt care. I apologize for the stupidity of my group members. I also believe that is the most speaking the majority of them will ever get ( Read more... )

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I just finished Catch-22 for english. I read over 200 pages in 5 hours. there is only one thing left to say at a time like this DAMN I'M GOOD!