God exists since mathematics is consistent,
and the Devil exists since we cannot prove it.

~Andre Weil

Only connect the prose and the passion,
and both will be exalted,
and human love will be seen at its highest.
Live in fragments no longer.

~Morgan Forster, Howards End

Hardy made the observation that 10^(10^(10^(34))) was probably the largest ( Read more... )

In a rare turn of events - today I decided to shave. All was going well until I attempted to curtail the growth of the wispy dental floss I call my mustache. *nick!* A tiny pencil head sized cut worms its way onto the very edge of my nose. Much to my surprise:

1. This sucker bleeds like crazy
2. This sucker hurts like mad

I have cut myself while shaving ( Read more... )

Todays correspondence with Mother:

Potter
3 messages

Catherine Bertulli

Mon, Jul 23, 2007 at 11:06 AM

To:
Chris Lavoie

Cc:
Catherine Bertulli

I have the last Harry Potter book.
Mom

Chris Lavoie

Mon, Jul 23, 2007 at 11:08 AM

To:
Catherine Bertulli

Me too. And I'm already 300 pages into it. RACE YOU!!!! :)  I'll
probably lose, you' ( Read more... )

I went and saw the movie Transformers last night at 8. I have been pretty excited about this movie for some time, but I made sure not to build it up into anything too grand. There has been bad history between cinema and I. Whenever there is a geeky movie coming out that I am excited about and hype up to immense proportions in my head, it ends up ( Read more... )

What am I? Here are some clues ( Read more... )

Qrne Ebg13,

unir V gbyq lbh ubj zhpu V ybir lbh erpragyl? V qba'g guvax V unir. Lbh ner gur jbeyqf fnsrfg naq zbfg uvynevbhf plcure, naq V urneg lbh irel zhpu.

Uhtf naq ebg13'q xvffrf,
~Puevf

Having used Safari as my default web browser at home since its inception, I found it weird when Apple decided to port it to Windows. I downloaded the public beta and installed it at work to give it a go. Once it fired up I got this weird feeling, looking at the faux metal brushed window staring back at me. Apple software being ported to Windows - ( Read more... )

I don't mean to brag, but the entirety of this entry is about me bragging.

I kind of wrote a very large section of code with:

1. Very little to no requirements
2. Rather large time / budget constraint
3. Restrictive design forced upon me to implement

(2 points if you guess who it was written for ( Read more... )

Dear Guardian Angle's of Mothers ( Read more... )

I want to try and rework this into a monologue.

RIMMER: I suppose now I'm doomed, I can tell you. Gazpacho soup. It was ( Read more... )