What is the strangest gift I've ever had?

[metatron_tm]

Hm. I think this should be harder than it is. I've recently had more presents than I have in a long time: a wonderful garden from some good friends, some pretty balloons, chocolates, books, cards... perhaps I should be in an odd mood more often

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[holden_webster]

*doubles back and stares*

[metatron_tm]

...Someone needs to teach you social skills you know.

[holden_webster]

*smiles* Sorry. Yeah, strange interesting post there.

[metatron_tm]

...Yes. Well. If you'd bloody lived as long as I had, and didn't exactly need socks, handkerchiefs or ties... or even birthdays... yours might be similar too.

[5min_freestyle]

I guess I shouldn't introduce myself to your friend then. He might call the paddy wagon on us both *g*

[metatron_tm]

He can call it all he likes.

And I wonder what he'd make of you...

[5min_freestyle]

"Probably not much I am afraid I'd be too busy laughing at him, with him, or whatever for him to make a serious observation about my sanity level. Uhmmm isn't he a vampire or something...he smells a bit off. Not quite human."

[metatron_tm]

You know, these days nothing's even vaguely normal. I have a vampire and a pirate shacked up in my garden til Lent. And that seems normal. *shakes his head*

I've half a mind to take him flying with me just to wake him up a little.

[cookie_heart]

Present for your garden.

[metatron_tm]

*beams* Why thank you! Would you like to choose a place to put it, Edward?

[cookie_heart]

*delighted* May I? *wanders around the garden for a while until he finds a sunny spot near a rose bush* Here?

[metatron_tm]

*cants his head to look, grins* Perfect. *clicks his fingers and it's in place*

*wanders over, hands in pockets to admire it* That's a wonderful piece of handiwork. I'm honoured.