Categorically

[metatron_tm]

I. Will never. Ever. Do karaoke. Ever. Again.

Not if my wings depend upon it.

Thank you.

Comments

[from_tadfield]

*notices the burnt and wrecked bits* D'you want a hand then? I'm pretty good at putting things back just the way they were.

[metatron_tm]

*sighs* I'd be grateful if you could restore the gazebo. Samwise was so kind as to trend to my flowers.

Maybe I shouldn't have gone either.

[from_tadfield]

*nods* That's easy then. Um. Could you maybe think real hard about what it used to look like? I don't think I've seen it, and you probably want yours back, an' I sometimes miss details and things.

[metatron_tm]

*Does so* There?

[trickster_loki]

*pops in bearing a plate piled with s'mores*

*he bows to Metatron, without tipping the plate, before putting the plate into the angel's hands and saying*

I only wished to tell you that you threw a wonderful party the other night and it truly was kind of you to allow everyone to make use of your lovely garden. Please accept these s'mores as a token of my gratitude.

*he smiles, mutters something about Eris giving him an easy dare and pops out*

[metatron_tm]

*archly, following from a distance*

How kind.

*makes them vanish*

[nazarethson]

Metatron
I am truly sorry about the damage to your garden. Next time we'll rent a hall. I am glad to see that Adam has restored your gazebo, and I only hope that these little things can be of use to you.

You were brilliant at YMCA, you know. Although the clothing...Well. It was a side of you I haven't seen.

Forgive me?

[metatron_tm]

*sighs*

Next time rent a hall and I'll have everyone over who doesn't want to do karaoke.

I don't see why you bother asking me if I do or not.

[morally_cryptic]

Uhm, hello. ... *somewhat intimidated, for once* Areyourfeathersreal?

One day, one of these

[metatron_tm]

*archly* What do you think?

[morally_cryptic]

I think they are.

[metatron_tm]

Clever boy, now run along.

[futures_of_ash]

*winces* I'm sorry Meta, it did turn into a mess didn't it?

[metatron_tm]

Not your fault. And only slightly. No lasting harm.

[futures_of_ash]

Enough to annoy, and some may have been. I got dragged to it, dragged the dragon out of the punch bowl, whole nine yards. *sighs and gazes out over garden* Well, next party's at my place, you can make a mess to retaliate if you want.

[metatron_tm]

At least you didn't burn it though.

Hm. I suppose I could shove Michael headfirst into the dip, but I don't think that would accomplish anything. And he usually takes badly to things like that.