How Humans work, Example 23:

The people of organization A feel that they do not have enough money. Their solution is to spend $1,000 to rent a platform to stand on so that they can complain amongst themselves that they do not have enough money.

If you give a true blood techie an impossible task and a time limit they will piss and moan (as is their right) and the process for acheaving the impossible task that they take will often be terrible to watch, but goddammit that task will be acheaved. There is no task too impossible and no resources too few that a techie won't find some way to pull ( Read more... )

A good religion should always include words like 'eldritch' 'cyclopian' and 'non-euclidian'. A wise religion seller would acknowledge and obey a large metal sign posted by someones door that reads "No missionary workers".

I have determined that it is all but impossible to successfully star-gaze from my house due to the constant presence of police helicopters. Seriously, would it be so bad to take one night off? Actually it turns out that there is alot of air traffic in general over my house. When its not the police then its commuter planes heading for the airfield, ( Read more... )

I like to learn something new every day. Sometimes these leasons are unpleasant. Yesterday I learned that you should NEVER order any "food" named Larb. Learn from my mistake.

My incessant need to organize my environment is proving to be the bane of my existance at work. All is chaos, making every simple task excruciating. Every week I battle to bring about order and no sooner is the goal in sight then a disgusting horde of coworkers swing through and destroy everything again. I've taken to making a conscious effort of ( Read more... )

Why cats suck ( Read more... )

My garage is too small to act as a scene shop, prop room and set storage. I'm looking into getting a large shed built in the backyard just to house the set pieces we build for halloween. I think I'm setting the bar a little bit high this year (though if we go through with our plans for halloween of 2013 then we might as well quite there cause there ( Read more... )

Last week I discovered a computer chip hidden in the book I was reading. Shortly after removing and disposing of it I developed a fever and have been quite sick since ( Read more... )

At dawn I collected my supplies and prepared to head another dangerious expedition into the largely unkown territory of... my garage. We approached the slopes of Mt Junkmail and hiked north into the abandoned cabnits to brave the ancient Paperwork forest. Hours of fruitless hunting produced afew interesting specimens of local flora and fawna but ( Read more... )