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[metharchy]

Passengers. My name is Meth, I'm the ship's new Renovation Head. This means I'll be working with upgrading several rooms and/or decks around the ship. During that time, all areas within construction zones will be temporarily off limit to passengers. I'm good but I'm not a miracle-worker so be patient and you can get back to your whosits and

Comments

[drunkwithdoubt]

Meth? That's an er... interesting name.

[metharchy]

It's Aspurran. Not uncommon.

[Sorry, the drug meth doesn't exist in Aspurra, or any Askoupurian province. AT least, not by that name.]

[drunkwithdoubt]

Oh! In my world, it's a drug...

[Well, how was he to know that?]

[metharchy]

[There was no way for him to know, but she wasn't offended.]

There's a drug named Meth in your world?

[Interesting.]

What does it do?

[rdmcatpaw]

Welcome!

Is construction zones where you build things?

[metharchy]

Thanks, and yes, they are. They won't be hard to miss. White-tented areas circled with red tape. Giant signs that say "Do not enter."

[rdmcatpaw]

Oh, okay! You won't have to worry about me entering.

[metharchy]

Good. They are dangerous areas unless you know what you're doing.

Your name?

[thenotmagician]

Sounds great.

[metharchy]

[Thank you Captain Obvious.]

...that's because it is.

[thenotmagician]

Just so ya know, some of the people might not listen and wander into your little 'construction zones' anyway. Be prepared.

[metharchy]

They will enter and interfere at their own risk. My work zone is hardly safe for someone who doesn't know their way around a power saw or a jack hammer.

[Then again they'll have more to worry about than power tools if they interfere with her work.]

If someone is truly persistent I'll have to assume they wish to be put to work.

[yousoundblue]

Hello, Meth! I'm Lika.

[Lika loev people. Even crewmembers.]

[metharchy]

[How surprisingly enthusiastic. Meth tries to sound friendly.]

Good to meet you Lika.

[canttrustliars]

Now would it be loose boards and falling objects we'd be looking out for if we trespassed, or you?

[metharchy]

[Meth seems amused by this question.]

Yeah, loose boards and falling objects, among other things.

It's for the safety of passengers. Don't tell me they let you run around construction sites where you're from, hm?

[canttrustliars]

Usually they just give us a helmet and make us sign a waiver.

[metharchy]

I don't have time for waivers, and I don't see anyone handing out extra helmets yet, sorry.

[...not that she was really sorry. Meth didn't have time for amateurs on her job sites.]