Mm. I had a nice time with Becca today. I went out to the Dub C, we went out for pizza and ice cream, it was all nice. She wouldn't kiss me though, lameness. But whatev. I'm going to see the Fleshies tonight, maybe it'll be tight. I have my rum and coke all ready to go, so soon.

It would appear that my fucking water heater is broken again. Goddamnit. And the voicemail box for Roeber's is full.

My, my what a mess we've made ( Read more... )

Fart jokes may be the lowest form of comedy, but that does not mean they aren't funny ( Read more... )

Megan may or may not be coming to the Fleshies show tomorrow night. One of her friends got excited and wanted to go, but.... that's the one she's been pursuing. The one she's eventually going to ditch me for. She told me this and added, "and this is where the hatred and resentment start to build. you say it's okay, but I know you're plotting your ( Read more... )

Angelina Jolie is well known for liking kids, going out of her way for the poor children of the world. But, what if Angelina Jolie likes kids, in the same way Michael Jackson does? That's a hilarious notion, being that she's also famous for being outlandishly hot. Eventually some kid would start making a stink and accusing her of molesting them, ( Read more... )

My neighbour is bumping some hip hop, it's making my floor vibrate. I have the urge to play Jawbreaker songs really loud. (I only know how to play like 2 or 3 anyway, I usually only play Jinx Removing and Chesterfield Kings.) Fuck it! This is as good an excuse as they come ( Read more... )

I'm listening to the CD
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It's been raining a lot today. And I just beat my computer at World Empire V. It won the first couple times, but this time I slowly ground it out.

It's getting clearer, the end is closer..... I'm weirdly sleepy.

Just as I thought, my mom's parents gave me a nice modern English edition of the Bible for Christmas. I am tempted to send them a card, tongue planted deeply in cheek, thanking them for helping me find Jesus. The irony is that I am down with Jesus, but in a very different, more liberal fashion. I just found the verse, Leviticus 18:22, which ( Read more... )