I've figured out the one thing I've been missing in life.

The key to happiness.

The one thing that will make everything better.

Spats.

Yes, freaking spats.

I can't wait 'til payday.

End.

A little late I know.


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So I recently got a promotion at work. No longer am I just a caller who disturbs people in the midst of their peaceful family dinners and ask them for money. I am now a Caller Coach, which means one day out of the week I get to instruct other people on how to best perform this most annoying task ( Read more... )

Because sometimes, you just have to get an idea out of your head.


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I'm not quite sure exactly what the hell happened at the theater today but I somehow snuck into a movie ( Read more... )

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I. Fucking. Want. THISGuys, please loan me 1.5 million dollars. I swear on the lives of my unborn bastard children that I'll pay back and you can come by and visit any time you want. We can have massive fucking sleepovers, hide-and-seek games that last for weeks, play Mad Scientist, and use missile silos for ash trays ( Read more... )

Wow, Webring still exists.....

I feel really old all of a sudden.

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