"Please you have been in the store from opening and we need to close now! Every pet in the store is for sale, PLEASE choose one."
"Alright, I have thought about it and I shall take the turtle."
"Oh that one is not for sale."
"I'll be back tomorrow."

My dad is having another baby.

I tried to cheer a stranger up today with an inspiring message about how not all people are bad. They replied with this 465 word unending sentence:

"my duity is to stop the world from coming to an end and it wont happen if people just stay the way they r and tech their kids to be the same way because of alot of stuff ailens and non humans r ( Read more... )

"My great army, let us crush our enemies and leave their bones to rot!"
"Can't we talk?"
"Who said that?" *looks through the crowd to see someone at the back with their hand up*
"Can't we have peace?"
"No peace!"
...
"I have a new sword to use."
"But don't you think it could be better used to hunt pigs... our village is starving.""Fighting pigs is ( Read more... )

Is it so hard to wave or say hello?
I'm glad things never worked out. :/

I laughed so hard I... just watch the video.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924722

Myself and three friends drove to Melbourne on the 28th as planed ( Read more... )

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26123341-5006301,00.html

Spoiler warning
"My mother caught me masturbating... to pictures of her mother."

18/09/09