I should get paid to impersonate famous people

[mgansle]

This has happened all my life, but in recent years, on almost a DAILY basis, people stop me and tell me I look like _________ (fill-in-the-blank). 50% of the time it is a cousin, sister, aunt, ex-wife, but the other 50% of the time, its someone famous

Comments

[mrgansle]

Totally. People tell me every day that you look like Jennifer Connelly!

*nods in agreement*

[queenp71]

It must be something about the dark hair and fair skin. I've gotten it for at least 25 years. :) It's usually, 'What's your name? You look like my _____________. Are you related to her?'

blank = sister in law, cousin, friend, neighbor, boyfriend's sister, cousin's neice's, youngest brother's, girlfriend's sister-in-law.

[rgansle]

people tell me all the time I look like their grandma.

[mgansle]

their young, HOT grandma, maybe...

[brianblades]

Jennifer Connelly? *fap*

[mgansle]

what does *fap* mean? Is that good or bad? I am guessing bad... yeah, sad.

[brianblades]

Hmm.

It depends, really.

Urban Dictionary defines "fap" as:

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

[chrischerry]

You look like this mad hot chick I saw at a wedding one time.

[mgansle]

that's weird. I hear that ALL the time, too!

Such a lost opportunity, CC. Oh wait. Pokee beat you to the punchline.... :-)