my tummy hurts

buffalo chicken sandwiches + mhairi = love

mommy: what do Narcissus and Mhairi have in common?
mhairi: i hate you
mommy: everything

my mom is funny

i <3 fiber

Im Chris Weeks: ill talk to you later
Im Chris Weeks: gnite sweet thing
Vari But Not: nightys
Im Chris Weeks: i mean swamp thing
Im Chris Weeks: elllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Vari But Not: :-(
Im Chris Weeks: god i crack myself up
Im Chris Weeks: haha no sersiously you smell bad

i have feet pajamas. i look like a gaint three year old.

my feet smell pretty bad today

TyeDiedSocks: my penis is a rectangular solid 8 by 3 by 3 ( Read more... )

i read other people's online journals, and then i make fun of them. i practice online bitchery.