I forgot i had this,
I am a really strange person, and if I had forgotten that fact, I had two years of my ramblings to look through. I deleted lots of them, because they were really random and it hurt my head. I should be studying but I hate organic with all my being.

well kids
it's almost that time of year again
friends are coming home
sister is graduating and turning 18
my twenty and a half birthday is coming
and what do all of these celebrations 
all of these important events
what do they deserve?
i'll tell you
BOUNCY ELEPHANT DAY
thats right  kids
bouncy elephant day number 5
coming up this summer
when!?!
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my feet are gross

dear diary.
my vagina has a crush on....

remember mary poppins. why did everyone love her? sure, she could slide not only down, but UP staircase railings, she could fly when an umbrella, she could jump into paintings, but save all that she was a righteous bitch. she like poisoned those kids, sure it tasted good, but why was that? what kind of drugs did she gave those kids? were they ( Read more... )

if you suck at life like heather and i*, you probably don't have a valentine, or anything to do this monday. come out to dinner with us, if you are lucky, we will take our tops off*. say word

*just heather

I feel it necessary to give a family update...
Fiona
Fiona has been working hard at Berkshire Farm Center and Services for Youth.  She is a lively short woman dating a man named Tom.  They are happy and he bought a snowblower.
Tom
Tom spends the winters snowblowing or complaining about snowblowing.
Lara
Lara, the youngest of the Metcalf family, is a ( Read more... )

i just slept for 5 hours

in this time of reflection, i feel it proper to reflect on something.

my new years resolutions
1) stop eating so much chocolate
2) start swimming again
3) miss jerry orbach with all my heart and soul