that's what I am for Halloween this year.

i shaved over my nipples...bad idea...it hurt.

but it's so worth it.

I'm a man o' lantern

I'm dreading my hair and bread...

i think it'd look pretty cool.

"I'm just looking for a nice guy that opens doors for me, and pulls out my chair, Etc.,Etc."
"I don't date."
"I'm gay"
"You're like a brother to me."
-Women

What I hear:
"You're TOO nice. I'm really looking for an asshole."
"I don't date you."
"I change my sexual preference to fit my needs, because i don't have enough balls to say 'no'. "
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I found out that I had this Premature Enlightenment...I'm not Zen, in the Buddhist Monk sense of the word, but I'm still Zen...I have this Cynical Zen feeling, almost Nihilistic but not quite...Nothing can touch me, but instead taints like muddy water.

I Love It.

I have this feeling of invincibility...like nothing can harm me or piss me off.  I can't get mad, not that's a bad thing.

I'm tranquil all the time...I feel as though I am truly Zen.

It's amazing...and let me say, so is she...

I am sapiosexual.

meaning I am "One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature."

Smart Chicks are Sexy.

Last night was shitty...kinda has something to do with the last entry (the one where I was hopeful)...but I don't know why I was mad in the first place, I hadn't any right or reason to be pissed off about it...which pissed me off even more...So when I got home I tore trough my alcohol stash...almost all of it...1 and a half liters of Cheap, Cheap ( Read more... )

Why do I always Fuck myself over?

I <3 Myself.

God I suck.

I am madly in love with her...

If I was sure, I'd say her name...

But she likes me, I think...

She's Gorgeous...

Perfect...

Single...

"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction ( Read more... )

Your Power Color Is Lime Green
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