Heeeey... Ana, man, you wanna come over for like...  coffee or somethin'?

So Rohan and I broke up... I dunno, man, I can't say I'm really sad about it.  I mean, I liked it when we were together and all, but... I dunno.  I guess I just don't really care.  I think he was pretty much usin' me for the sex ( Read more... )

So, man, like, I was down at the lake today, right?  And I'm like, "Man, this is a good day to skip rocks."  So I'm doing that, right, man, and one of the rocks BITES ME.

So I'm like, "What the hell, man, rocks can't bite."

And it turns out it was a turtle.

Crazy, man.

Man, it is way too hot outside.  I'm like, meltin' here, seriously.  Does anyone here know what it's like havin' dreads in hot weather?  Sucks, man. 

So uh, I heard about this Kira guy, right?
And his Stand is like, blowin' people up.
But that's my Stand, man.
I came first, man, I deserve it more...

Y'know escalators?

I don't get that, man.  Seriously, escalators.  How can they keep goin' up, man?  It's just.... dude.

Does like... anyone want some brownies, man...?
I made like... six batches yesterday, I can't eat these all myself, man...

So like, Stone Masks, man.

You know that whole uh, legend that says they revive the dead and stuff?

...Yeah, it works man.

I feel kind of strange, man, and it's not just the drugs.
I dunno. I think I'm gonna go eat a bunch of icecream then take a nap, man.

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