YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THAT YESTERDAY I failed in my attempt to talk to David Lee Roth on the radio. Well, after much worry, I called again this morning and GOT THROUGH!


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MY LOCAL RADIO STATION which I listen to every morning on the way to work has a special DJ this week: DAVID LEE ROTH.


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HEY KIDS! DO YOU LIKE PRIMUS?

Well, not Primus per se, but rather murder, boat trips and bodies buried in shallow graves? I know you like these things, but I'm sad to say I think you'd be bored by Deliverance, which has a lot of boring grown-ups talking about boring grown-up stuff. How could you possibly relate?

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DO THE RIGHT THING left me speechless.


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MY FANS ON CHRISTMAS ISLAND tell me that they want to know what I thought of the Oscar Awards, and that I no doubt had a lot of witty and interesting things to say about it. Whether or not they are witty or interesting, I still have some thoughts towards the show, and I will tell you about them now.

WHAT I THOUGHT OF...:

1. Hilary Swank: Forgive ( Read more... )

HEY, EVERYONE: FORGET ALL THAT "CLAPTON IS GOD" bullshit and focus on the fact that the best guitar player in the world is none other than fucking CARLOS SANTANA.


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YOU KNOW, I AM OFFICIALLY sick and bloody tired of people like DISSING Kirstie Alley.

I was at the hair salon yesterday and I was looking through many-a-magazine, and there were your standard hotass pictures of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, etc and it's them looking all pretty while they go to the store. The caption underneith would be like, "Paris ( Read more... )

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING THAT, since it's snowing out right now, I would make a SNOW DAY themed entry and write about something that sucks about good old snow days.


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RECENT TRAGIC events, such as the death of Hunter S. Thompson has inspired little or no symptahy from yours truly.


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AT WORK THERE IS about 6 Hispanic guys who are putting vinyl siding on the house; and I have discovered that my presence makes them yell. Loudly ( Read more... )