Livejournal was discovered dead this morning in a creek just off of I-95. The advanced rate of decomposition in the body has made it difficult for medical examiners to determine a cause of death. Found near the body was a pair of pants once known to be "Zubaz" pants, and two jellyfish.

Beloved Police Chief Charles Moose has issued a statement, ( Read more... )

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MAD TV IS STUPID.

I think it's probably just about the worst show ever. Why then does Comedy Central provide me with hours and hours of this sheer idiocy? Who watches that crap, I ask? I don't know.

Do you watch it? Or you?

It is really the most flavourless crap ever. I think I've seen funnier things during Prime Minister's Questions.

-M

YOU KNOW, I WONDER HOW
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I HAVE A PUKE STORY.

MY PUKE STORY: As I am sitting in my room this morning, I hear a car stop directly in front of my window. I look out and watch as a teenage girl and a 30-something woman came out of the car, and then the teenage girl puked all over the street in front of my window! Then she cried a little and they got back into the car and ( Read more... )

BEING AN INDEPENDENT THINKER (or "weird" as my friends tell me), has worked against me many a time in my life. For instance, my entire career in public school was spent walking alone down the hall behind everybody else. My many jobs I have had after school have proven the same: I usually end up frightening coworkers with my "one of a kind mind ( Read more... )

I REALLY FELT BAD ABOUT MY entry a few days back which slammed Laci Peterson. I said that I didn't like her. In fact, I said I hated her ( Read more... )

Oh, I think I should mention this to anyone who can confirm it.

I was watching this special about JonBenet Ramsey on E! yesterday, and a commercial for some hair salon in Boston...and..

BLATANTLY TERESA HUNTER FROM HIGH SCHOOL WAS IN IT.I swear! Can anyone like confirm this? I know it was her, it had to be! It was blatantly her! How awesome! And ( Read more... )

SINCE I AM APPROXIMATLEY 691 YEARES OLDE, I feel that it is my civic duty to dispell the rumour of a popular kid's song that reminds me of olde tymef.

Okay, most of you jackasses sing, "Marsee dotes and dosee dotes and little lamseedivey, a kiddledivey too, wouldn't you?"THAT SONG SAYS NO SUCH THING ( Read more... )