HEY EVERYONE.

I have decided, for some reason (mainly cos I'm at work and I'm going home late today) that I should make a list of the people who annoyed the living bollocks out of me in 2004. 2004 sucked, and these people sure helped it to do so. ENJOY.

1.LACI & SCOTT PETERSON: I hate them both man. It's sad that she got killed and stuff, but ( Read more... )

YOU KNOW I FUCKING WISH THAT Osama bin Laden was a movie character instead of a real guy cos then I wouldn't feel like a complete asshole for saying I think he's the definition of a badass.


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HEY ANDRE! You are one fine looking guy.


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HEY I have cramps and cannot sleep. My computer worked. How about that ( Read more... )

I WATCHED THE INAUGRATION yestreday and I feel like I should say this loud and clear to anyone thinking about picketing and protesting and throwing eggs at the next inaugration:

PROTESTING AT THE PRESIDENT'S INAUGRATION IS FUCKING RUDE.Plain and simple. Whether you like him or not, he is still the President of your damned country. I think that ( Read more... )

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A LIST OF the most brilliant and intelligent and clever commercials I've seen. These commercials rule. I always mute my TV when commercials come on, but I un-mute it for these ones. I hope you enjoy my list:

1.MASTERCARD/SLEEPOVER: This one was aired a few years ago and my mom and I still talk about it. It featured a little ( Read more... )

HELLO EVERY BODY I AM AT WORK. Okay now that we have that established, I shall present you with a very short list of some really fucked up things I've seen in children's TV shows. Here goes:

1.REN & STIMPY WALRUS: In the episode Rubber Nipple Salesmen, Ren and Stimpy ring some doorbell and Mr. Horse comes out covered in rubber nipples. He then ( Read more... )

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES is the best show. I love it! It screaps me in just the right way.


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FOR SOME REASON I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE AN ODE TO MY BIRTHDAY. So here goes.

My birthday rules. It kicks ass. I was born on 1 November 1983, which was a Wendesday. The fact that it was 1983 is quite relevant, given this new appreciation for everything 80's that people seem to have now.


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