swollen elbows, sore hips, all i have is time to think and read and walk around.

garth brooks at the wax museum, a little girl with pigeons in her lap, spit on a foreign sidewalk.

too many ideas for things to do when i return, too many things to do while i'm here.

the candy here is absolutely amazing. cadbury, i want you inside me.

what do you do, oh pray tell, when you just took a crap, the toilet won't flush, and you have two sorority girls for roommates?

A young man was mean and abusive to his father, a good man who deserved to be loved. One night, which was probably dark (and, knowing Ireland, stormy as fuck) a faery came and pushed him down, and when the young man tried to get up there was a corpse on his back that he couldn't shake off. the faery told the man that the corpse would remain on ( Read more... )

To everyone that came last night ( Read more... )

The Rev. George Malkmus often preaches about how he believes the world of proper eating began - or, in his opinion, vegan.

She scratched at the rash on her chest, on her stomach. Her hair was ash brown, but her skin, it was strawberry blonde. Two days ago she had her first one night stand, he didn't even mind the rash (he kindly avoided it, kissed her shoulders and neck, and lips of course ( Read more... )

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but girl you be coppin my steez. where you were you in 2003 babyyyy?

I've got these, these dark circles under my eyes that like to talk to me about asthma, these wheezy mornings, and tests of knowledge ( Read more... )

hour 1 of the eating contest/procastination-thon has begun

what should i do? !more importantly, what should i eat?

hey alexis,

congratulations on being born. hooray!