the boy that smelled like a grease dumpster sat right beside me and i did my best to edge myself over to the other side of the bench without him noticing ( Read more... )

So I was watching "Pretty in Pink" the other night, and I noticed that the asshole rich dude, stef:

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Does anyone remember XUXA (pronounced Shoe-shuh), the Brazilian pop star with her own tv show-"Planet Xuxa" (I think)-who was around in the 80s or early 90s ( Read more... )

i'm just going to rock back and forth on my floor until tuesday afternoon.

yesterday i blew off studying for a test for the first time ever. i imagine this will seem like a good idea for the next twenty minutes.

today i start my sex class. hooray for school.

This girl's spending part of her summer in Dublin. I'm excited like whoa.

Dublin. Danzig. Dance Parties. My week just got so much better. Cause it's over. yeeeeah

this is my job as an aunt:

this is aiden, although i think he is much bigger now:


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p.s.
ft. inhaler is gonna make you GET AWESOME

I am a machine. I have cogs and rotating parts and i am all greased up and ready to go. Like 24-hour convenient stores that have locks, I have an "on" switch, but my "off" button is reserved solely for emergencies.

this little engine needs a dance party

I got a book from the library called The Logophile's OrgyAll it is is a book of famous people's favorite words. Sometimes they are just lists and sometimes there are explanations ( Read more... )

Cool: Makaveli
Not Cool: Machiavelli
Cool: Prince
Not Cool: The Prince

new Xiu Xiu came out today. Fabulous Muscles, indeeed.