My problem (according to all of my male friends, it seems) is that (and I quoth) I have "horrible taste".
Clearly, all of your male friends are secretly gay/bi, and feel the need to live out their XY fantasies through you.
OK, maybe not - that made more sense in my head.
Just keep in mind for the STD test that you should put him in a chastity belt and/or locked basement for six months prior to the test to make sure he's not carrying something for which he has not yet developed antibodies. Also, they might not test for HP(cervical cancer)V.
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Clearly, all of your male friends are secretly gay/bi, and feel the need to live out their XY fantasies through you.
OK, maybe not - that made more sense in my head.
Just keep in mind for the STD test that you should put him in a chastity belt and/or locked basement for six months prior to the test to make sure he's not carrying something for which he has not yet developed antibodies. Also, they might not test for HP(cervical cancer)V.
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