i live in a dreamworld

[miauhaus]

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your self-image is too small, in my opinion. You've crammed your identity into a few pigeonholes, and it's dying to escape. To launch you on the path to expansion, let's stimulate your imagination with some exercises. Start by visualizing yourself as being the opposite gender. What would your name be? Now picture yourself

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[schusterjunge]

So, what's the name of the male you?

Seriously, though: this is one of the oddest horoscope entries I've ever seen. I wonder if tomorrow's will be something along these lines ...

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The way you look at the world is too limited. You've allowed yourself to focus on the everyday, mundane aspects of your surroundings, and they're getting you down. To launch you on the path to expansion, try taking some acid. After an hour or so, leave the house and walk very slowly down the street, stopping to examine more closely anything which catches your attention. You see that ladybird on a twig? Take a closer look! See how very, very long and thin its legs are - and getting longer and thinner all the time! How can they bear the weight of that enormous body?! It's like a tank! And those jaws ... ! Actually, that's quite scary. Time to move on ...

Or, possibly ...

TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): You view time in too linear and one-directional a fashion. You've plodded through life in a second-by-second, year-by-year fashion

hahahahaa!!!

[miauhaus]

cor, male me?? i hate to say it but the first name that comes to mind is 'albert'... but maybe it's cos that's a combination of my current first and last names...?? i'd like to say my dad would have had his wish and named me 'nigel' but my mom hated that one for some reason so probably not. i just dunno!

these horoscopes are weird though. they're written by this hippy-dippy sort of guy, rob brezny, but i find them more entertaining than regular horoscopes that's for sure!

Re: hahahahaa!!!

[schusterjunge]

Albert! Superb! And wow: I wonder how many girls there are who could combine their first and last names to make a boy's name? It must be quite rare!

Combining the first syllables of my names produces something that sounds like a Korean washing-machine manufacturer ...

[contrary]

hm. maybe i should try doing that. although, my name kind of works both ways. i need to be more creative.

[miauhaus]

my creativity comes in bursts- i can go months just watching tv and being bored and then BAM! i'll spend a few months writing, crafting etc. i'm in a total dry spell right now but it's ok cos i know i'll get creative again at some point.