I'm not so certain having one of the houses at ground level was the best decision, anymore. What are these things?

[OOC - Hiji-puppy is SO not happy about everything smelling like undeath. He's trying to drown out the smell by smoking even more than usual--there's pretty much ceased to be ANY time when he's not smoking, except when he's asleep.]

[Hijikata is not pleased with what he's awoken to.]

[But he's not going to bitch about it until things are good and taken care of; until then, he's damned well taking care of things. To be specific, he's searching for Tonio and Sakura on Souji's advice, navigating around what's left of the woods with a wet kimono shielding him from immediate fire ( Read more... )

[Hiji-wolf doesn't have fur off of his ears or tail, but if he did, his hackles would most assuredly be raised.]

This isn't goddamned funny. They put me in a house with him?

[Annoyed pacing, and smoking a lot]

[OOC: Read--It's you or me, Takasugi, and there are no guarantees four live people will leave this house at the end of the week!]

[It's the return of delinquent!Hijikata, who is sitting with his back to the wall and an unlit cigarette in his mouth, just inside the entrance of the the theater. He's dressed in dark colors as usual, with tight, dark jeans, an unbuttoned, rumpled black shirt over a very tight white one, and his absurdly long hair unbound and artfully disheveled. ( Read more... )

You all have a mission.

Find as many of the eggs as you can, and bring them to me immediately.

The next person who hands me a TPS report without the proper cover, or printed out front and back, or hand-written in glittery ink is getting kicked out of my office window and charged to replace the glass.

Ichimura, go fetch some goddamned toner. The copy machine's out.

[Private to Self | Unhackable]Goddamned indecisive higher-ups...one minute ( Read more... )

[Public]

A year today.

Hasn't been all bad, I suppose.

Brat, I'm out of tobacco. You've been too idle lately, go fetch me some.

[Souji | Unhackable]

I have something to discuss.

( [To the Hibou] )

[Something about the way Hijikata is sitting, spine straight, ears up, tail swishing faintly--is subtly, but unmistakeably, projecting "I own all of you bitches" at every other canine who sees thisI've brought some prey back to the village. If any of you are too lazy to catch your own, you're free to it, but you'll be indebted to me, and you'll be ( Read more... )

[Evening has fallen, and Hijikata the gunslinger is out behind the saloon, waiting on someone. He's silent, and the only movement near him is the rising of smoke from his cigarette into the air.]

The people of Our kingdom have worked hard for the safety and prosperity we now enjoy, and their labor has not gone unnoticed. We declare this next day a holiday; all the workers shall be brought in from the fields, and a feast will be provided in every town in the whole of the kingdom ( Read more... )