RACISM in the year 2006

Oct 13, 2006 12:00

So I helped out with a show last night at Murky Coffee in Arlington. After the bands were done, some fratty coked-up dudebro busted all up in the joint. In the midst of the chaos, of bands breaking down and people leaving the venue, dude rushed up to me and was like, "Do you speak English ( Read more... )

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malachi_c October 13 2006, 16:29:01 UTC
dude, you're asian?

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sank you micahvellian October 13 2006, 16:45:05 UTC
O M G

i'm from the Philippines, man!

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Re: sank you malachi_c October 13 2006, 19:00:50 UTC
huh, i always thought you were one of them german jew french thingies.

and i didn't know you spoke english. that's crazy. did you learn it in one of them class things for foreigners who don't know the pledge of allegiance?

this is shocking. an asian. who lives in america. and speaks english.

you didn't see much of that back in my day. especially not in washington d.c.

but seriously, i guess i was always under the impression you came from funkytown and only spoke in ass-dropping beats.

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Re: sank you micahvellian October 13 2006, 19:07:10 UTC
BWAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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thejam October 13 2006, 16:39:35 UTC
dude, you can't help a bro out?

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micahvellian October 13 2006, 16:47:03 UTC
i should've just squinted, nodded and smiled.

and then said, "yes. i rove amelica!"

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deliciousgoodys October 13 2006, 16:39:58 UTC
^
wts?

and i'm sorry about that. just one more reason to become a misanthrope.

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micahvellian October 13 2006, 16:48:17 UTC
i thought it was sadly comical.

and the best part was that the only thing i thought that was probably true in those string of lies he told me was the fact that he got jumped by 3 black dudes.

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deliciousgoodys October 13 2006, 16:53:36 UTC
homeless yah-dudes.

there's one living at the shelter i work in now. he is the skeeziest skeezeball there ever was. eyeballing every female to walk anywhere. i actually had to lecture him on why "being a skeevy bastard won't get you anywhere with women."

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micahvellian October 13 2006, 16:56:16 UTC
this guy was arlingtonian yuppie to the core.

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shadesofautumn October 13 2006, 17:18:21 UTC
my reaction would've been "dude, if you need to get to the hospital, use the cell phone that you are offering to give me and CALL 911"

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micahvellian October 13 2006, 18:02:40 UTC
this is true.

honestly i was just so taken back by the whole thing that i really didn't know what to do.

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typicalsquirrel October 13 2006, 19:03:56 UTC
-"Excuse me, do you speak english?"--Ferris
-"What country do you think this is?"--Parking attendant

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micahvellian October 13 2006, 19:05:49 UTC
YES

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