ya man i can be a real asshole sometime. sorry to everyone that i have been an asshole to...and i smell i need a shower.

sara is my best friend.
she hugs me and farts on me and doesnt shave,
why is sara so hot but yet smells so bad?
JK she smells good.
sara plays with my hair and and stuff
i love seeing her, im never mad at her even though sometimes i pretend.
sara is my best friend till forever

tonight i went on a date with daphane, yay! we went to a diner by her house. Daph was the man cuz she bought the food. it was so fun !

rarara. yo soy ignacio lopez. yo tengo un gato . Se llama bistro. Es deliciosa! No me gusta Peurto rico. Yo quiero un chico maestro. Come se va!

So im watching the boob tube and on Diane Simmons' trashy day time talk show, it's revealed to a rather. . . distasteful woman that her boyfriend is really a woman. The woman as it turns out, is really a horse, and the horse is actually just a broom. yep. a broom.

this is the first time i have written in my "livejournal" in a really long time. today was an ok day, i worked and then i came home and hungout with someone that i really feel close to that i dont really get to spend time with to often or talk to, we watched Gummo then she went home. I'd like to that sara for introducing me to that movie. I didnt ( Read more... )

FUCKING AWESOME!

i smell like sara :)

i love you sara, youre the best!

YO fuck this shit yo! im tired of gettin chased by the police, i need a place where i can kick it and drink beer and smoke spliffs! man...where is the love. OH guys i gots to tell you about my weekend. It was crazy as hell. AIght so i was at this strip place... i forgot the name, it was in newark yo, like on the highway, i dont really know exact ( Read more... )