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# of shots of vodka in my system

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# of meals (and by meal i mean bagel) I had yesterday

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# of times I probably said something I shouldn't have

I think the feeling in my nose has come back. Accompanied by a pounding in my head.

ow.

It apparently has been 97 weeks since I last posted. Anyone notice? No worries, I know you now recognize that the aching feeling in your heart was caused by a lack of reading my unique blend of sarcasm and bitch. I will try to help you out with that.

London rules.

i just finished getting my free profile on ediets.com ... while eating cheez-its ( Read more... )

so, for those of you who are keeping up with my silly soap opera of akwardness...i couldn't bring myself to call the guy...BUT! i text messaged him (god that sounds so lame when i write it out) to see if he wanted to come hang out at my house...he said was busy...so this afternoon i started planning out what my reaction would be to seeing him ( Read more... )

so...guy who i have known for about three years but haven't actually ever had a conversation with (i figured cause he was way too cute for me) approaches me in the bar last night and strikes up conversation...get this: starting with my name. ok, no that prolly shouldn't be as exciting to me as it is. he is sweet and wonderful and intelligent...i ( Read more... )

Since I asked Jen questions, it seems only right that I allow the same...DO YOUR WORST!!!!!

You have up to Ten questions, I'll answer them no matter what.
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you know what sucks? not having internet in our house sucks ( Read more... )

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc ( Read more... )

hahaha ( Read more... )

so we did our preview today...uh....yeah ( Read more... )